Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Kicker (2001)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

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Quotes 

• Robert Barone : Hey Deb, I'm really sorry.

  Marie Barone : I managed to throw the ball very well.

  Robert Barone : Well, I thought Ray was cutting back towards the window.

  Debra Barone : A CLOSED window?

  Robert Barone : Well, I could tell it was closed. The glass looked very clean.

  Marie Barone : All right. Nobody believes you anymore, Robby.

• Ray Barone : This is my column for tomorrow morning. You know what, let me read it to you. It'll be good to get a perspective from people who read my column every day.

  [Everyone avoids eye contact] 

  Ray Barone : Oh, you're kidding me? You don't read my column?

  Marie Barone : It's just that it's always about sports.

  Ray Barone : [to Debra]  What about you?

  Debra Barone : I used to read it a lot when we were dating.

  [Ray looks at Robert] 

  Robert Barone : I get "The Times."

• Frank Barone : You should've seen it. It was a rocket. I got my hands ready for it.

  Robert Barone : By dumping his nachos somewhere.

  Frank Barone : It came towards me everyone was trying to get their mitts on it, but I put the moves on all of them. I jumped over a guy.

  Robert Barone : You pushed a kid outta the way.

  Frank Barone : I jumped over a guy. It was coming in high I had to stretch for it I could get only one hand on it, but that was enough. I brought that piggy right down into my chest. Hello, little piggy.

  Robert Barone : And then he went, "Whee-whee-whee," all the way home.

  Frank Barone : It was the biggest moment ever in Hofstra history, and I have it. You should have heard the crowd chanting for me.

  Robert Barone : [chanting]  "Give it back, jerk! Give it back, jerk!"