- Debra Barone: [to Frank about Marie] Don't you see? You've got the perfect marriage. You need fudge and she needs to warm it up for you.
- Robert Barone: Hey a prize. Lucky me.
- Ray Barone: Why lucky you? Who said it's yours?
- Robert Barone: It's in my bowl.
- Ray Barone: Technically it's my house so it's my bowl.
- Marie Barone: Come on Robbie you had it last time.
- Robert Barone: That was thirty years ago!
- Ray Barone: Relax. I don't even know if I want it. You can have it if I don't want it. Oh a submarine powered by baking soda. Want it.
- Ray Barone: What, is your TV broken?
- Frank Barone: Of course not. Look, see, I taped down the scan button. Now when I'm flipping channels, I don't have to move.
- Ray Barone: That's good. Why don't you tape your eyelids up, and then you'll never miss anything?
- Frank Barone: [gives Ray an incredulous look] That's silly.
- Frank Barone: I was someplace today I haven't been in thirty years. Guess where I went?
- Ray Barone: The barber.
- Frank Barone: Close. I went to the supermarket.
- Debra Barone: Just remember, Frank, the supermarket can be a very lonely place. There isn't always going to be some lady on a plastic donkey to make you feel better.