- [Delirious, Gadget sits on a polar bear's lap, thinking its Santa Claus]
- Inspector Gadget: I'd like a choo-choo train, a candy cane, an Inspector Gadget doll...
- [Penny, thanks to her trusty computer book, has prevented Dr. Focus from using his Sneezeooka to blow up Metro City]
- Dr. Focus: [referring to his Sneezeooka] It's ruined!
- Penny: That's what you get for joining forces with M.A.D!
- Dr. Focus: I'm not mad!
- [Focus makes a run for it]
- Penny: Stop!
- Dr. Focus: You're just a little girl! You can't stop me!
- [bumps into Gadget, whom was standing in the doorway. Then, Chief Quimby and Chief Octoc arrive, and Focus is arrested]
- Dr. Focus: Now, I'm really mad!
- Inspector Gadget: [Gadget continues driving across the North Pole, and sees what he thinks is an igloo, but is actually Focus's observatory] Ah, the fog is lifting. I see an igloo.
- Inspector Gadget: Chief! Brain! Penny! What are you doing here?
- Penny: Well, um... we uh... came, and we heard you were uh... snow blind.
- Dr. Focus: [to Penny, after capturing her] I've got your parka, and it's too cold to go anywhere without it. Soon, the world will see the power of my Sneezeooka! And, it'll be bye-bye Metro City!
- [laughs]
- Inspector Gadget: [after mistaking a polar bear for Santa Claus due to his snow blindness] That wasn't Santa. That must've been an imposter.
- Dr. Claw: [watching Gadget on his video monitor] Don't worry, Gadget. Here comes Santa Claw.
- [to MAD Cat in a singsong tone]
- Dr. Claw: Prepare the mad Jet/Let's go get Gadget.