- Gadget: You know, Chief, we'll have to keep a closer eye on the college kids. They're getting away with murder these days.
- Driver in Van: [swerves to avoid Gadget, whom is driving on the wrong side of the road] Get on your own side of the road!
- Gadget: That must be how the English welcome their visitors. How quaint.
- Gadget: [sees a bunch of feathers from his bed floating down] I know it rains in England, but snow in the summer?
- Penny: [to Brain, of whom has scared off the druids by pretending to be a mad dog] I think you scared them across the English Channel.
- Dr. Flashpan: [to Pete, after being tied up] You'll never get away with this!
- Pete: Don't be so sure.
- Chief Quimby: [in a mirror cabinet in Gadget's bathroom, after getting an assignment blown up in his face] What a way to make a living!
- Penny: [referring to the M.A.D agents] They're going to melt down the Tower of London! And hold all of London for ransom!
- Dr. Claw: Next time we meet, Gadget, they'll erect a monument to your memory!
- [laughs and smashes his computer, frightening M.A.D. Cat]