Futurama (TV Series)

Parasites Lost (2001)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Sal

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Quotes 

• [Fry walks out of a bathroom carrying a "Fresh" Egg Salad Sandwich he just bought from a dispenser] 

  Bender : What's that black cracker?

  Fry : A tomato.

  Leela : You're not going to eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room, are you?

  Fry : Eh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

  [Takes a bite] 

  Fry : Ehh, it's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.

• Bender : Who are you?

  Scruffy : Scruffy. The janitor.

  Bender : Well, why aren't you fixing the boiler?

  Scruffy : Schedule conflict.

  [Scruffy slowly flips the page of his porno magazine] 

• Bender : Where are we? The ass?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : We're in the heart, better known as the love muscle.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Where the food is digested.

• Hermes Conrad : We gotta get someplace where he can't put his finger.

  Bender : It's hopeless! Abandon ship!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Brace yourselves, everyone. We're entering the interior of Fry's nose.

  Bender : We're at finger alert five, people.

• Bender : Yo, old guy. Why do we need to use those tiny microdroids? Can't you just shrink us?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, my, no. That would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!