Futurama (TV Series)

Parasites Lost (2001)

David Herman: Sal's Friend #2, Scruffy, The Lord Mayor of Cologne

Quotes 

• The Lord Mayor of Cologne : Stop! We'll leave, but someday you'll be eating a fast-food burger, and boom! You'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo.

• Fry : Everyone out of my body or the brain gets it!

  The Lord Mayor of Cologne : He's bluffing. No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.

  Fry : Obviously, you've never been in love.

• Bender : Who are you?

  Scruffy : Scruffy. The janitor.

  Bender : Well, why aren't you fixing the boiler?

  Scruffy : Schedule conflict.

  [Scruffy slowly flips the page of his porno magazine]