Futurama (TV Series)
Parasites Lost (2001)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth
Quotes
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Dr. Zoidberg : We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg : Guess again.
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Fry : Everyone out of my body or the brain gets it!
The Lord Mayor of Cologne : He's bluffing. No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.
Fry : Obviously, you've never been in love.
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[Fry walks out of a bathroom carrying a "Fresh" Egg Salad Sandwich he just bought from a dispenser]
Bender : What's that black cracker?
Fry : A tomato.
Leela : You're not going to eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room, are you?
Fry : Eh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
[Takes a bite]
Fry : Ehh, it's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society.
Hermes Conrad : But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Listen, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.
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[Smart Fry visits Leela's apartment]
Fry : Apartment 1-I. The old me would have made fun of that.
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[after shrinking down to microscopic size in order to enter Fry's body, Zoidberg comes in riding a sperm]
Dr. Zoidberg : Yippy ki yay. Guess where I've been.
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Bender : Where are we? The ass?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : We're in the heart, better known as the love muscle.
Dr. Zoidberg : Where the food is digested.
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[Fry has been impaled by a lead pipe and is seeing Zoidberg for help]
Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, the hypochondriac's back! So what is it this time?
Fry : Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.
Dr. Zoidberg : That's normal. Next patient.
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[Zoidberg scrapes cholesterol off Fry's artery]
Dr. Zoidberg : It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.
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Amy Wong : Look! They're jazzercising Fry's muscles.
Hermes Conrad : He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.
Dr. Zoidberg : Gumbercules? I love that guy!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [whispers] Shh, be very quiet. We're in the ear.
Amy Wong : [whispers] Okay, Professor.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : WHAT?
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[the gang are operating microscopic VR robots of themselves. Their mission is to enter Fry bowels and rid him of parasitic worms]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : In each Gastro Survival Kit, you'll find a rain slicker, a disposable Fun Camera and something to protect you against bacteria, a harpoon!
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Fry : Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the... hell, they are the best.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep in the bowel that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes couldn't dislodge them.
Hermes Conrad : I call it Caribbean drain-o.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Brace yourselves, everyone. We're entering the interior of Fry's nose.
Bender : We're at finger alert five, people.
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[Fry threatens the parasites in his colon]
Fry : I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where you're gonna be living.
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Bender : Yo, old guy. Why do we need to use those tiny microdroids? Can't you just shrink us?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, my, no. That would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Anyhoo, your net suits will let you experience Fry's worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Dr. Zoidberg : There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.