Futurama (TV Series)

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : No offense, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.

  Fry : [offended]  Sack?

• [Fry enters naked into a steam room where Amy and Leela are bathing] 

  Fry : Co-ed steam rooms. I LOVE the future.

  Leela : Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room.

  Fry : Ahhh. Fu-tur-istic.

  Amy Wong : [indicating Fry's crotch]  Psst. Look what life was like before genetic engineering.

  Leela : Those poor 20th century women.

• Leela : Dr. Zoidberg, this is madness! You're being irrational!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Of course I'm being irrational! I'm in love!

  Leela : Aww.

• [Zoidberg is unsuccessful in attracting a mate] 

  Leela : Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?

  Bender : Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

• Leela : Come on, Fry! Die with dignity!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : We - by which I mean you - will have to rush him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.

  Fry : Oh, baby! I'm THERE!

  Leela : Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?

  Fry : Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in.

• Leela : It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.

  Fry : You and me both, brother!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : You must take him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.

  Fry : Oh baby. I'm THERE.

  Leela : Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?

  Fry : Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in.