Futurama (TV Series)

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? (2000)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Robo-Rooter, Nautilus, Randy Munchnik

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Quotes 

• [Dr. Zoidberg is preparing to look for a mate] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : How do I look?

  Bender : Like whale barf.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Then the illusion is complete.

• Bender : Fry, I've never asked you for anything before, but, if it's not too much trouble, when you get to the ninth round, just let him win.

  Fry : But it's a fight to the death!

  Bender : Oh, so this is suddenly all about you! Sheesh!

• [Zoidberg is unsuccessful in attracting a mate] 

  Leela : Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?

  Bender : Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

• Bender : [finishing his beer]  Ah, Jeez, let's just pray I have the energy to get myself another beer.

• Fry : Look how ridiculous they look.

  Bender : Please! He's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies. I find it offensive!