Futurama (TV Series)

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? (2000)

Tress MacNeille: Edna, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• [Fry is being Zoidberg's Cyrano] 

  Fry : Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [calling to Edna]  You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?

  Edna : [pleased]  Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.

• [Zoidberg has caught Fry in bed with Edna, a lobster alien] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : [enraged]  Fry. I challenge you to "clawplach".

  Fry : English, please?

  Dr. Zoidberg : A fight to the death.

  Edna : And if you survive, we'll make sweet love.

  [Fry pauses to think it over, then screams] 

• Fry : I just came to tell you Zoidberg is great. He's got male jelly coming out the wazoo.

  Edna : Well, that IS where it comes out...

• Fry : [Fry is telling Zoidberg what to say to Edna, a female]  Tell her you just want to talk, it has nothing to do with mating!

  Dr. Zoidberg : [calling]  I just want to talk, it has nothing to do with mating!

  [to Fry] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Fry, that doesn't make sense!

  Edna : [calling]  Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense! But OK.

• Edna : I heard you went off and became a rich doctor.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [proudly]  I've performed a few mercy killings.

• [Edna, one of Zoidberg's species, is chasing Fry romantically] 

  Edna : Teach me to love, you squishy poet from beyond the stars.

  Fry : [horrified]  I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug, you'd be way up the list.

  Edna : Hush, you romantic fool. Engage your mandibles and kiss me.

• [Zoidberg is trying to attract a mate] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : [screeching]  Craw.

  Female Decapodian : Keep your jelly away from my eggs.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [screeching]  Craw.

  Female Decapodian : [Valley Girl accent]  I'm *so* not interested.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [screeching]  Craw?

  Female Decapodian : [urban accent]  Hmph. I've heard *that* line before.

• Fry : Now, ask her how her day was.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Why would I want to know?

  Fry : You wouldn't. Ask anyway!

  Dr. Zoidberg : How was your day?

  Edna : Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish...

  Dr. Zoidberg : Fry, look what you did! She won't shut up.

  Fry : That's normal. Just nod your head and say 'uh huh'.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Uh huh. Uh huh.

  Edna : And then you threw an octopus at my window!