- Kate Tanner: You tip-toed through my tulips, but you demolished my daisies.
- ALF: Well, don't worry. I high-tailed it past your hyacinths.
- ALF: If a window breaks in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it... is it really broken?
- Willie Tanner: If you were in the woods, uh, yeah.
- ALF: [about himself] Would you say that the defendant has any saintly qualities?
- Lynn Tanner: Well, he resembles a Saint Bernard.