- Kate Tanner: What's skleenball?
- ALF: A picture's worth a thousand words.
- [breaks picture]
- Kate Tanner: That picture was worth a thousand *dollars*.
- ALF: Well, maybe the frame makes it look cheap.
- Trevor Ochmonek: Hey, anybody home?
- Willie Tanner: Alf, it's Trevor, you better...
- [Noticing Alf hightailing out of the kitchen]
- Lynn Tanner: The new Alf moves fast!