Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Father Knows Least (1997)

Doris Roberts: Marie Barone

Quotes 

• Marie Barone : I don't lose things, Frank. I'm organized.

  Frank Barone : Not organized, insane! She's got a shoebox labeled "Pieces of String Too Small to Use."

  Marie Barone : I should tie them together into a noose for you.

  Frank Barone : I know which beam I can use.

  Marie Barone : I'll get you a step-ladder.

• Frank Barone : I'm sorry the check got stuck to the Chubby Hubby.

  Marie Barone : You never said that before.

  Robert Barone : No one's ever said that before.

• [Ray is taking parenting classes] 

  Ray Barone : Hey, Ma, did you change the twins' pajamas?

  Marie Barone : Yeah, I left them here. I wanted to get some of the old stains out.

  Ray Barone : We have a washing machine, Ma.

  Marie Barone : Some of those stubborn stains need special treatment.

  Frank Barone : Why don't you take a class for THAT? I got grand-parenting class at 3. Today's lessons are "Blow my nose" and "Pull my finger".

  [laughs] 

  Ray Barone : Yeah, while you're there, don't miss the seminar about moving to Florida.