Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Father Knows Least (1997)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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Quotes 

• Ray Barone : All right, Ally, you have to do what Mommy says.

  Ally Barone : Why?

  Ray Barone : 'Cause I do.

• Debra Barone : Don't try that Active Listening with me! Where you do get off listening to me?

  Ray Barone : Never happen again.

• [Ray is taking parenting classes] 

  Ray Barone : Hey, Ma, did you change the twins' pajamas?

  Marie Barone : Yeah, I left them here. I wanted to get some of the old stains out.

  Ray Barone : We have a washing machine, Ma.

  Marie Barone : Some of those stubborn stains need special treatment.

  Frank Barone : Why don't you take a class for THAT? I got grand-parenting class at 3. Today's lessons are "Blow my nose" and "Pull my finger".

  [laughs] 

  Ray Barone : Yeah, while you're there, don't miss the seminar about moving to Florida.