- Ray Barone: All right, Ally, you have to do what Mommy says.
- Ally Barone: Why?
- Ray Barone: 'Cause I do.
- Debra Barone: Don't try that Active Listening with me! Where you do get off listening to me?
- Ray Barone: Never happen again.
- Marie Barone: I don't lose things, Frank. I'm organized.
- Frank Barone: Not organized, insane! She's got a shoebox labeled "Pieces of String Too Small to Use."
- Marie Barone: I should tie them together into a noose for you.
- Frank Barone: I know which beam I can use.
- Marie Barone: I'll get you a step-ladder.
- Frank Barone: I'm sorry the check got stuck to the Chubby Hubby.
- Marie Barone: You never said that before.
- Robert Barone: No one's ever said that before.
- [Ray is taking parenting classes]
- Ray Barone: Hey, Ma, did you change the twins' pajamas?
- Marie Barone: Yeah, I left them here. I wanted to get some of the old stains out.
- Ray Barone: We have a washing machine, Ma.
- Marie Barone: Some of those stubborn stains need special treatment.
- Frank Barone: Why don't you take a class for THAT? I got grand-parenting class at 3. Today's lessons are "Blow my nose" and "Pull my finger".
- [laughs]
- Ray Barone: Yeah, while you're there, don't miss the seminar about moving to Florida.