- Kitty Forman: What's going on?
- Red Forman: Oh, nothing - we're just having a man-to-man talk..
- Kitty Forman: About what?
- Red Forman: Well, Steven's getting a little older, and he had some "questions"...
- Kitty Forman: Oh, please, he was married to a stripper - if anything, he should be giving YOU advice!