The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Two Faces of Rob (1962)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : [as Dr. Benelli]  Carissima, I must see you. I must see you this afternoon for cocktails. The Casa Maria at 4.

  Laura Petrie : I'm sorry, I can't be there... I could make it at 4:30 though.

• Rob Petrie : [in an Italian accent]  Carissima, are you married?

  Laura Petrie : Would it make a difference?

  Rob Petrie : Eh... well, no, I... I suppose not.

  Laura Petrie : Then why ask the question?