The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Moseby's Big Brother (2006)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

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Quotes 

• Spencer Moseby : [Spencer is apologising to Moseby for his behaviour]  Oh, since I'm apologising; I'm sorry I shaved "dork" in your hair when you were five.

  Mr. Moseby : [shocked]  You said that was the hair gremlin!

  Spencer Moseby : I lied.

  Mr. Moseby : WHAT?

  [circling his brother] 

  Mr. Moseby : People called me "dork hair" for years! Including Mom!

  Spencer Moseby : Don't be mad because Mom liked me best!

  Mr. Moseby : Ohhhhhh, she did not! You know the reason why she treated you better!

  Spencer Moseby : Don't go there...

  Mr. Moseby : Oh yeah!

  Spencer Moseby : Don't *go* there!

  Mr. Moseby : Oh yeah! Because you were LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

  Spencer Moseby : Ooooooooohhhhhhh! You *went* there!

  Mr. Moseby : [laughs and taunts him childishly]  Who's afraid of cheese? Who's afraid of cheese?

  [Spencer and Moseby start fighting] 

• Spencer Moseby : [to Maddie]  Nice to meet you. I don't know what you do, but I'm sure my brother underpays you.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : That's for sure.

  [laughs; Mr. Moseby glares at her] 

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : You said the customer is always right.

  Mr. Moseby : Yes, and so is the manager. Now, get back to your candy counter before I make you fix the "N."

• Cody Martin : Mom, I've got brother problems here.

  Mr. Moseby : Please do not talk to me about brothers. Spencer is giving me such a migraine.

  Cody Martin : Zack is selfish!

  Mr. Moseby : Spencer's a bully!

  Cody Martin : He doesn't listen!

  Mr. Moseby : He has no consideration for me!

  Cody Martin : And he stinks personality-wise, and frankly, his body odor.

• Mr. Moseby : Esteban, it's almost checkout time. Hurry up to Spencer's room and get his bags.

  Esteban : He is leaving so soon? It's only been one day.

  Mr. Moseby : One day is like seven years in Spencer time.

• Mr. Moseby : Welcome, Spencer to the Tipton!

  Spencer Moseby : Actually, the light on the "n" blew out so now it's called the "Tipto."

  Mr. Moseby : Oh.

  London Tipton : I thought my last name was pronounced "Tipton."