The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Moseby's Big Brother (2006)
Dana Michael Woods: Spencer Moseby
Quotes
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Spencer Moseby : [Spencer is apologising to Moseby for his behaviour] Oh, since I'm apologising; I'm sorry I shaved "dork" in your hair when you were five.
Mr. Moseby : [shocked] You said that was the hair gremlin!
Spencer Moseby : I lied.
Mr. Moseby : WHAT?
[circling his brother]
Mr. Moseby : People called me "dork hair" for years! Including Mom!
Spencer Moseby : Don't be mad because Mom liked me best!
Mr. Moseby : Ohhhhhh, she did not! You know the reason why she treated you better!
Spencer Moseby : Don't go there...
Mr. Moseby : Oh yeah!
Spencer Moseby : Don't *go* there!
Mr. Moseby : Oh yeah! Because you were LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Spencer Moseby : Ooooooooohhhhhhh! You *went* there!
Mr. Moseby : [laughs and taunts him childishly] Who's afraid of cheese? Who's afraid of cheese?
[Spencer and Moseby start fighting]
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Spencer Moseby : [to Maddie] Nice to meet you. I don't know what you do, but I'm sure my brother underpays you.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : That's for sure.
[laughs; Mr. Moseby glares at her]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : You said the customer is always right.
Mr. Moseby : Yes, and so is the manager. Now, get back to your candy counter before I make you fix the "N."
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Mr. Moseby : Welcome, Spencer to the Tipton!
Spencer Moseby : Actually, the light on the "n" blew out so now it's called the "Tipto."
Mr. Moseby : Oh.
London Tipton : I thought my last name was pronounced "Tipton."