Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)
Jamie Kennedy: Justin Schumacher
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Quotes
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Jennifer : Try not to hate me.
Justin Schumacher : I hate you more than Garfield hates Mondays.
Jennifer : I thought Garfield hated lasagna.
Justin Schumacher : Garfield loves lasagna!
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Darnell Jackson : Man, I miss you dog. I miss you. You my nigga.
Justin Schumacher : [Looking horrified] Darnell, that's a bad word.
Darnell Jackson : Bitch, you been sleeping too long. After N.W.A. came out everybody's been saying it.
Justin Schumacher : What was N.W.A.?
Darnell Jackson : Niggaz with Atti...
Justin Schumacher : [Looking more horrified]
Darnell Jackson : Look, don't worry about it. It's my buddy, my friend.
Justin Schumacher : I'm sorry Darnell, I was in a coma.
Darnell Jackson : Yeah, you were.
Justin Schumacher : You're a good nigger. You're the best nigger I ever had.
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Justin Schumacher : Darth Maul? Jar Jar Binks? Who are these gay birds? They're not from Star Wars.
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Kip : Taste some of this. Gives you wings, buddy.
Justin Schumacher : [gulps down Red Bull] Whoa. It tastes like a laser.
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Cole : You and me in the parking lot, mano a mano.
Justin Schumacher : You had mono? Well, I was in a coma.
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Darnell Jackson : Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you?
Yun : Zero percent.
Darnell Jackson : One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer?
Yun : Two percent.
Aki : Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase.
Justin Schumacher : Yeah! That's my Aki! Homeboy's forever?
Aki : Homeboy's forever.
Darnell Jackson : Homeboy's forever.
Hector : Homeboy's forever.
Darnell Jackson , Aki , Justin Schumacher , Hector : Funky Fresh Boyz!
Yun : If that what you guys are going to call yourselves, it goes back down to one percent.
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Darnell Jackson : They're shooting a TV show, I heard of this. It's like American Idol for dancing.
Justin Schumacher : America what?
Darnell Jackson : Star Search, it's like Star Search for dancing.
