Daria (TV Series)

See Jane Run (1998)

Katie Kingston: Ms. Morris

Quotes 

• Jane : Am I missing something?

  Ms. Morris : The team needs you, and you need the team... IF you don't want to be here taking math again this summer.

  Jane : Gee, that almost sounds like blackmail. Fortunately, I can pull up my math grade on my own.

  Ms. Morris : Then I'll flunk you.

  Jane : Why don't I go to Ms. Li and expose this grade-changing arrangement?

  Ms. Morris : She already knows.

  Jane : Okay, then, back off or I'll tell the P.T.A.

  Ms. Morris : They know, too.

  Jane : Congress?

  Ms. Morris : You're beaten, Lane.

  Jane : How about if I call the three local TV stations and tell each one that the other two are running the story?

  Ms. Morris : Damn.

• Ms. Morris : Ladies. Why aren't you exercising with the rest of the class?

  Jane Lane : We are exercising.

  Daria Morgendorffer : We're exercising our right to abstain from cheerleader practice.

  Ms. Morris : That's not cheerleading, it's agility. Jane Lane, you're just like your sisters, aren't you?

  Jane Lane : We share certain chromosome pairs. Beyond that, I'm not supposed to say.

  Ms. Morris : You know what I mean. Can't be part of a group. Always have to be different. Your sister Penny never wanted to participate, either. I taught her a thing or two about the American competitive spirit.

  Jane Lane : You sure did. That's why she's spent the last ten years out of the country.