How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Come On (2006)

Amy Acker: Penelope

Quotes 

• Penelope : [Showing how to do a rain dance]  Okay, crouch down and bend over a little bit.

  Barney : Wow, it took 5 shots of tequila to get you in that position.

  Penelope : I will throw you off this roof.

  Barney : So much of your mom in you.

• Ted Mosby : Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend.

  Penelope : Why?

  Ted Mosby : There's this girl and I...

  Penelope : "There's this girl"? You know the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature. I don't think the Great Spirit looks to kindly on white dudes who coopt it to get laid.

  Ted Mosby : This is the girl I love. If it doesn't rain this weekend, she'll end up with the wrong guy. Please.

  Penelope : This wrong guy, is he a huge jackass?

  Ted Mosby : Absolutely.

  Penelope : Kinda like Barney?

  Ted Mosby : Kinda.

  Barney : Hey!

  Penelope : You hit on my mom.

  Barney : We weren't exclusive.

  Penelope : I'm in.

• Penelope : Why the hell should I help you?

  Barney : Come on, I know it didn't work out between us, but we did have a relationship.

  Penelope : We had sex twice in your car and then you dumped me. How is that a relationship?

  Barney : Twice!

• Ted Mosby : Have you ever seen a rain dance?

  Penelope : I've seen a filmstrip.

  Ted Mosby : Terrific... Uh, look I should run. I'm getting brain surgery from some guy who's seen a couple of episodes of ER. I can't believe this. We've been up here for the past hour making complete asses of ourselves.

  Barney : [Sitting, drinking a beer]  What do you mean "we," white man?