The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Twins at the Tipton (2006)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

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Quotes 

• Zack Martin : Wait! Wait! Look! I'm an immature wreck, see?

  [Zack picks up a drink and splashes it on his face] 

  Zack Martin : Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow, that was soda! Hey, look, real tears!

  [starts walking, but he runs into the door and falls backwards onto the floor] 

• Zack Martin : [to Cody]  Come on. There are lots of fish in the sea.

  Cody Martin : I don't want a fish. I want Irma.

  [cries] 

  Zack Martin : Come on, with whiskers like those, she looks like a catfish.

• Cody Martin : I miss Irma!

  Jessica : I miss Troy!

  Janice : I miss Ronald!

  Zack Martin : So everyone having a good time?

  [Cody and the girls start crying; Zack glares at Cody] 

• Zack Martin : [to Jessica]  So how about I show you one of Boston's most elegant restaurants? Ever had a seven-meat pizza?

  Jessica : That sounds intriguing! Or disgusting...

  Zack Martin : It's both!

• Jessica : Excuse me, did you happen to see someone who looks exactly like me?

  Zack Martin : Yeah. Last night. In my dreams.

  Bob : Last night, I dreamt I was being devoured by ferocious hamsters. Turns out it was just my little brother nibbling on my toes.