Full House (TV Series)
The Trouble with Danny (1992)
Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone
Quotes
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Joey Gladstone : Well, there. I finished cleaning every toilet in the house. They're spotless. So if you have to go to the bathroom, PLEASE go to the Texaco station.
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[Nicky starts crawling]
Joey Gladstone : Oh, my gosh, Becky, your son's turned into a walrus.
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Danny Tanner : Well, this could be the most exciting spring cleaning since '88.
Joey Gladstone : Oh, yeah, that was the year I got to simonize the rain gutters.
Danny Tanner : Hey, Jess, maybe you can take a crack at the rain gutters this year.
Jesse Katsopolis : [sarcastically] My ship has finally come in.
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Joey Gladstone : Grab your Brillo and your broom.
Everyone : Grab your Brillo and your broom.
Joey Gladstone : Danny is a Looney Tune!
Everyone : Danny is a Looney Tune!
Joey Gladstone : Sound off!
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Danny Tanner : Guys, come on. Once a year, I ask you all to roll up your sleeves and really do a job on this house. Now, if you're gonna do a job, you gotta give it 100%, otherwise, let's not do a job at all.
Joey Gladstone : Okay, let's not do the job at all.
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D.J. Tanner : Is it just me, or is Dad worse than ever this year?
Joey Gladstone : Hey, there's nothing wrong with your dad wanting to be a little clean.
[D.J. and Stephanie stares]
Joey Gladstone : All right, wanting to be very clean.
[Jesse stares]
Joey Gladstone : All right, he's a psycho with a dust mop!
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Stephanie Tanner : [about Danny] What about all his rules? Does it really matter if you chew each bite of food 24 times? Yesterday, I only did it 22, and let me tell you, it felt good.
Rebecca Katsopolis : Well, your dad does like to pay attention to detail. Every detail. On every subject. In the universe.
Jesse Katsopolis : Mm. What drives you crazier? His... His stories or his rambles?
Joey Gladstone : What's the difference?
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Joey Gladstone : Danny where did you get the phrase psycho with a dust mop? You heard me say it didn't you?
