- Michelle Tanner: May I have that cupcake, please?
- Stephanie Tanner: No, you may not.
- Michelle Tanner: But I was polite and I said please.
- Stephanie Tanner: I was polite, too; I said, "No, you may not."
- Michelle Tanner: Guess what? Politeness Week is over!
- [grabs Stephanie's cupcake and runs off, followed by Stephanie]
- Stephanie Tanner: How rude!
- Jesse Katsopolis: [noticing D.J. changed the grade on her science test from an F to an A] I wonder what an A paper sounds like? "Photosynthesis is the process in which photos are synthesized"?