Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Master Ninja II (1992)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• [George Lazenby is featured in the awful Master Ninja II] 

  Crow T. Robot : [as Lazenby]  I used to be Bond... James Bond. Now I'm in movies... *bad* movies.

• Webster : This is a small town. We take care of our people.

  The Master : I don't think the lady wants you to take care of her.

  Crow T. Robot : [as the Master]  That's why the lady is a tramp.

  Webster : Hey, you got a hearing problem, old man?

  The Master : My hearing is excellent.

  Joel Robinson : [as the Master]  Because I have the Whisper 2000.

• Tom Servo : You negated me!

  Crow T. Robot : No, I didn't!