Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Master Ninja II (1992)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• Webster : This is a small town. We take care of our people.

  The Master : I don't think the lady wants you to take care of her.

  Crow T. Robot : [as the Master]  That's why the lady is a tramp.

  Webster : Hey, you got a hearing problem, old man?

  The Master : My hearing is excellent.

  Joel Robinson : [as the Master]  Because I have the Whisper 2000.