- Crow T. Robot: [watching kids dance] Hey that's the monkey.
- Tom Servo: I thought that was the jerk?
- Crow T. Robot: No, the jerks are doing the monkey
- Crow T. Robot: The Beau Brummels!
- Tom Servo: The Beau Bridges Brummels!
- Crow T. Robot: The Beau Brummels Bridges of Madison County!
- Fred: My old man's in the meat business in Los Angeles.
- Nancy: Isn't that interesting...
- Mike Nelson: Buh-bye!
- Tom Servo: [seeing gumball machine on screen, cryin] HUH! MOM! Mother? Oh mother. Mommy, mommy. My roots.
- Tom Servo: [a duck is at the party] Now this is ridiculous!
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah, first of all, we're assuming they paid cover.
- Tom Servo: So where did they get the money?
- Mike Nelson: Maybe they put it on the bill?