The Simpsons (TV Series)
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (1994)
Hank Azaria: Chief Wiggum, Superintendant Chalmers, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Luigi Risotto, Colonel, Hillbilly #2
Quotes
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Principal Skinner : Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Apu : Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...
[fade to later]
Apu : ... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...
[later]
Apu : ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?
[pause]
Apu : I mean, thank you, come again.
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Superintendent Chalmers : Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
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Ned Flanders : Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful day.
Superintendent Chalmers : "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.
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Superintendent Chalmers : Seymour.
Principal Skinner : Hmm?
Superintendent Chalmers : You're fired!
Principal Skinner : I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
Superintendent Chalmers : No, I said you were fired.
Principal Skinner : Oh. That's much worse.
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Superintendent Chalmers : [Burst door open] SKINNER!
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Bart Simpson : [after learning that Skinner has re-enlisted in the army] Table for one.
Luigi Risotto : Oh, you miss your friend, huh? Don't you worry. My cooking, she'll-a cheer you up.
[shows Bart to a table and returns to the kitchen]
Luigi Risotto : Eh, Salvatore! Give-a the ugly kid a platter o' red crap!