The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart's Comet (1995)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Lassie Actress, Database, Todd Flanders
Quotes
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Principal Skinner : And now to find out who did this... Bart, empty your pockets!
Bart : Empty my pockets, you say? Well, certainly, but I fail to see...
Principal Skinner : [looking through the contents] Blueprints of the dummy... notarized photos of you making the dummy... and an alternate wording for the banner, "Buttzilla."
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Principal Skinner : I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me.
Bart : And you've never found anything?
Principal Skinner : Once, but by the time I got to a phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kahoutek. I got back at him, though. Him and that little boy of his.
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Database : I make it a point never to turn my head unless I expect to see something, Bart.
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Bart : [about constellations] Who names these things anyway?
Principal Skinner : Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me.
Bart : And you've never found anything?
Principal Skinner : Once... but by the time I got to the phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek...
[a cloud covers the moon; ominous music plays]
Principal Skinner : I got back at him, though... him and that little *boy* of his.
[cloud passes; music ends]
Principal Skinner : Anyway, that's why I always keep a cellular phone next to me.
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Homer : [at dinner] ... and then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
Lisa : Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.
Homer : Yeah... except I forgot to go to work.
[everyone looks at him silently]
Marge Simpson : What did you do today, Bart?
Bart : What didn't I do?
[hands his mother a newspaper]
Marge Simpson : [reading] "Boy Discovers Comet"...
Lisa : What?
Marge Simpson : "A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet to be known as the 'Bart Simpson Comet'." Oh honey, I'm so proud of you!
Bart : But then, you've *always* been proud of me.
Marge Simpson : [pauses] Yes...