Jonathan Slavin: Byron Togler

Quotes 

• Andy : [narrating]  It's raining. That's all you need to know so far.

  Byron Togler : This is the wettest I've ever been.

  Andy : You know, I've always wanted to hear someone say that. But not you.

  Keith Richards : Hi, fellows.

  Andy : How come you're not wet?

  Keith Richards : I don't believe in getting wet.

  Byron Togler : How come you're so tanned?

  Keith Richards : I believe in getting tanned.

• Andy : Jessica, I can take Bootsy to the groomers tomorrow, I can do it during my lunchbreak.

  Byron Togler : Oh that's perfect, because I was gonna take Jessica to lunch tomorrow.

  Andy : Well that works out great because I was gonna buy Jessica some pants to wear to lunch tomorrow!

• Andy : Stop trying to steal my trip from me!

  Byron Togler : I'm not trying to steal your trip from you.

  Andy : Oh yeah! Well, then what was all that "soouu soouu soouu" and "fouu fouu fouu" and "bliblly bibbly" stuff?

  Byron Togler : [sarcastic]  Oh, Andy! That's good! When you give your presentation in France, you should open with that, because if there's anything the French LOVE, it's when you mock their language!