Blood Car (2007)

Mr. Malt: Car Jacker

Quotes 

• Car Jacker : Start pumping.

  Archie Andrews : Listen, I didn't want to say, but I have some gas in the trunk.

  Car Jacker : Oh, hold the fuck up. Probably got more than that in the motherfucking trunk. Probably got a motherfucking pistol or shotgun or something in the motherfucking trunk. Listen, we're gonna fill this motherfucker up, we're gonna ride a fucking tank of gas out of here, and you're gonna drop me off at the motherfucking house. Now, don't try no motherfucking shit.

  Archie Andrews : No, no, no, I didn't...

  Car Jacker : Give me the goddamn motherfucking keys, motherfucker. What's in the trunk, man? What's in the goddamn trunk?

  Archie Andrews : Just gas!

  Car Jacker : Let me see what's in this motherfucker. Hold still, motherfucker. You trying to hide something? Shit! Damn!

• Car Jacker : Start driving, motherfucker!

  Archie Andrews : Oh! Okay!

  Car Jacker : The fuck wrong with you? What you doing, window-shopping in the ghetto?

  Archie Andrews : No. I was just thinking.

  Car Jacker : Wrong part of town to be thinking here, motherfucker. Probably thinking about buying some pussy. Keep driving.

  Archie Andrews : What are you doing?

  Car Jacker : Shut the fuck up! Think I get to ride around in cars, listen to the radio and shit? Do you? Fuck no, I don't!

  Archie Andrews : Do you want to just take the car?

  Car Jacker : Shut the fuck up and drive, nigga.

  Archie Andrews : You can take the car.

  Car Jacker : What sense that make, huh? You got maybe an eight of a tank. If I take this car and drive and run out of gas, what am I gonna do, fill it up? What, this is a 12-gallon tank, ain't it?

  Archie Andrews : I don't know.

  Car Jacker : What size, motherfucker?

  Archie Andrews : I don't...

  Car Jacker : Ten-gallon? Twelve-gallon? What?

  Archie Andrews : Yeah, 12. Twelve gallons. I'm positive, it's 12.

  Car Jacker : Why you just didn't say that?

  Archie Andrews : I don't... I don't know. I don't know.

  Car Jacker : It's like 12 gallons at 35 dollars and 50 cents, about 36 dollars a gallon. If I fill it up, it's like 450 dollars. Now, I can't...

  Archie Andrews : No, it's not quite 400...

  Car Jacker : Yes, it is, nigga! It's like 440 or 450! Do the math!

  Archie Andrews : I did the math, that's incorrect.

  Car Jacker : What? You got a calculator? Give me a calculator.

  Archie Andrews : No, I don't have a calculator. I have a pencil. Will that work?

  Car Jacker : What? "Will that work?" Hell yeah, it'll work. Think a nigga can't do his timetables and shit? Well, at 36 a gallon, it's pretty damn close.

  Archie Andrews : But not quite, right?

  Car Jacker : Well, pull into this motherfucking gas station, and let's fill this bitch up, man.