- Earl: [Looking for Jesse] Hey Crabman.
- Darnell Turner: Hey Earl.
- Earl: Where is she?
- Darnell Turner: She's in the bedroom, tearin' things up lookin' for clues and whatnot. I'm totally freakin' out. Can you tell?
- Earl: Not Really.
- Darnell Turner: I had a little cocktail.
- Darnell Turner: [sitting on the couch, watching "Wonderbug" on television] I like that Wonderbug. I wish we had a car that flew.
- Joy: I wish we had a car that didn't have to start with a spoon.