Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

A Burden's Burden (1999)

Stephen Colbert: Chuck Noblet

Quotes 

• Geoffrey Jellineck : Jellineck. Geoffrey Jellineck. I'm the new art teacher.

  Chuck Noblet : Oh of course you are! Hi, I'm Chuck Noblet. Social studies, creative writing, school newspaper, assistant to the principal...

  Geoffrey Jellineck : What don't you do!

  Chuck Noblet : Get my lesson plans in on time!

• Chuck Noblet : So, is there no Mrs. Jellineck?

  Geoffrey Jellineck : No...

  Chuck Noblet : Divorce?

  Geoffrey Jellineck : She was, uh, she was murdered.

  Chuck Noblet : Sometimes that can be just as painful.