The Colgate Comedy Hour (TV Series)
Hosts: Abbott & Costello; guest stars: Lon Chaney, Jr., Jarmilla Novotna (1951)
Lou Costello: Self - Host
Quotes
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Lou Costello - Host : [Startled as he opens mummy case] Oh, are you a mummy?
Sexy harem girl : Heavens, no! I'm not even married!
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Lou Costello - Host : I must be in love - I feel lousy.
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Uncle Charlie : Your brain is too tense.
Lou Costello - Host : Too tense?
Uncle Charlie : Yeah, two-tenths the size of a normal brain!