- Ginger Grant: I learned a little Hawaiian when I was singing in a club in Waikiki. Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and every word of it comes from the bottom of my heart.
- Gilligan: Gee, that's real nice, Ginger. What does it mean?
- Ginger Grant: "This bar is off limits to all military personnel."
- Radio Announcer: [after he announces everything about the castaways] In business news, the stock market rose...
- Thurston Howell III: [the Professor turns the radio off, but he jumps up and grabs the radio] *Don't* shut that off! That's the best part!
- Gilligan: [Dressed as a tree] Help! Skipper! I'm being attacked!
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: By what, little buddy?
- Gilligan: By a woodpecker.
- [a woodpecker is shown tapping at the side of his head]
- Gilligan: [to the woodpecker] Shoo. Shoo. HEY!
- [the woodpecker stops, and Gilligan looks at it for a few seconds]
- Gilligan: You gonna keep pecking my *head*?
- [the woodpecker appears to nod "yes", and Gilligan turns away resigned as it continues]
- [first lines]
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: Hey, Gilligan! Gilligan!
- Gilligan: Oh, my gosh. Man overboard.
- [Dives off the Minnow]
- Gilligan: I'll save you, Skipper!
- [Crash lands on the beach]