The War at Home (TV Series)
The Runaways (2006)
Dean Collins: Mike Gold
Quotes
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Dave : So did you break up with Heidi?
Mike : No, dad. I didn't break up with Heidi.
Dave : What?! You didn't listen to me?
Mike : Dad, no offence but I pretty much don't listen to anything you say ever.
Dave : What?
Mike : Well, you know, I listen for key words like "Dinner's ready" or "allowance" or "FIRE!" but the rest is just background noise.
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[Dave walks in on his 13-year-old son Mike, who is heavily making out with his girlfriend]
Dave : Mike, whoa...
Mike : Jeez, Dad, can you knock?
Dave : Yeah, sorry. I forgot there was a reason *to* knock now, y'know, besides the old reason. Not that I ever walked in on him when he was...
Dave : [to Mike's girlfriend] How are ya, nice to meet ya.