NewsRadio (TV Series)

Massage Chair (1996)

Stephen Root: Jimmy James

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• Dave : As I predicted, we have something of a mutiny on our hands.

  Jimmy : Oh yeah! You're completely under siege. Just like that guy in that... that movie... What's it called?

  Dave : Under Siege?

  Jimmy : No...

  Dave : Under Siege 2?

  Jimmy : No...

  Dave : Under Siege 3?

  Jimmy : That's the one.

  Lisa : I don't think they made Under Siege 3.

  Jimmy : Hey... I can dream, can't I?

• Jimmy James : Look at Disney. If the Hunchback is running a deficit, you'd think Mickey Mouse would bail him out? Hell, no!

  Dave Nelson : What about Scrooge McDuck? He's the one with all the money.

  Jimmy James : No, no, no. Ducks hate hunchbacks.

  Dave Nelson : Then I guess they're just staying together for the kids.

• Jimmy James : Dave, a budget is a budget is a budget, to paraphrase...

  Dave Nelson : Gertrude Stein.

  Jimmy James : Who?

  Dave Nelson : You know, a rose is a rose is a rose.

  Jimmy James : Dave, that is very poetic, but we have a budget to discuss.

• Jimmy James : All right then, you can be the good guy and I can be the bad guy.

  Dave Nelson : You are the bad guy.

  Jimmy James : Isn't it wonderful when perception meets reality?

• Jimmy : So, how was I?

  Dave : You were great. It's the pictures that got small.

• Jimmy James : Will you relax? You've got more paranoid fantasies than Stephen King on crack!

• [Mr. James wants Dave to tell the staff that there won't be anymore free snacks] 

  Jimmy James : What are you worried about here, son?

  Dave : Well, I don't know. I guess I- I cut the snacks, the staff are angry at me, they go to Bill whips them into a frenzy, and because they're weak and light-headed from the lack of snack food, that frenzy turns into a full-scale revolt, and the next thing you kno...

  Jimmy James : Ok, would you stop it? Stop it! Will you relax? You got more paranoid fantasies than Stephen King on Crack!