Killer Pad (2008)

Sam McMurray: Fire Marshall

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• Fire Marshal : [while looking at the hellmouth]  Oh, yeah, this gotta be a code-eight violation.

• Craig : I don't know how I'd feel about having some poor bastard work for free.

  Doug : It's un-American.

  Fire Marshal : No, you gotta trust me on this one. I mean, he wouldn't mind. Not like when his wife of seventeen years, who he treated like a goddess, left him for Tom at Myspace.com.

  Craig : It kind of sounds like your friend might be gay.

  Fire Marshal : Why? You gay? Nice apron.