Killer Pad (2008)

Shane McRae: Brody

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Quotes 

• Brody : That guy just ripped out his own heart.

  Craig : And tracked mud all in the house.

• Brody : [while watching girls make out]  I think I released the demon seamen.

• Brody : I need everyone here to listen to me very, very carefully, but whatever you do, please do not panic. Everybody here is in danger of being brutally murdered and sacrificed to the devil, so, if you would, please just move single file to the door, and we'll look forward to seeing you next time.

• Brody : It all makes sense. How could we have been so blind?

  Craig : What?

  Doug : What are you talking about, Brody?

  Brody : Don't you see? The hellacious stench, the ungodly heat, the forbidden fruit. I know what did this. It was a bunch of God damned squatters!

  Doug : You think weightlifters did this?

• Brody : Oh my god.

  Lucy : God's not gonna help you now, Brody.

  Brody : I hope not.

• Brody : You've got a penis!

  Lucy : I've got a vagina too.

• Brody : Boys, save yourselves. Lucy's the devil!

  Craig : I don't even care.

  Brody : Let me offer some words of persuasion: She has a penis!

  Craig , Doug : [scream] 

  Doug : Holy camel foot! Deal breaker!

• Brody : We will sing a holy song to defeat those evil, hot, evil bitches!

• Brody : Well, that's it. All the stiffs have come back to life and everybody's going home.

  Craig : Yeah, including us. My dad's balls are enormous.

  Doug : Like cantaloupes in a tube sock.

• [first lines] 

  Craig : Oh! Help!

  Doug : Uh-oh.

  Craig : I think we got to pull over, Brody.

  Brody : Again? Craig. You've been shitting across America.

  Doug : Seriously. I want to get there, man.

  Craig : Come on, you guys. The cigar's hanging off the lip.