American Dad! (TV Series)
Helping Handis (2006)
Scott Grimes: Steve Smith
Quotes
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Steve Smith : Dad, face it. I'm never gonna be popular like Vince Chung.
Stan Smith : Don't say that! Don't ever say that! Don't you see, son? Everything's better when you're popular. Colors are brighter, jeans fit snugger. You know when you put a piece of Juicy Fruit in your mouth and for the first five seconds, it tastes so sweet and perfect like someone sprayed a little miracle on your tongue? Well, that's what being popular is like, but all the time.
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Steve Smith : [to Stan] Damn your experimental steroids!
Stan Smith : It's okay, son. You're experiencing a perfectly natural side effect called "roid rage."
Steve Smith : Oh, I'm experiencing a side effect, all right.
[opens up his bathrobe to reveal he has breasts]
Steve Smith : I have boobs!
Stan Smith : Oh, my God!
Klaus : I know. Talk about a butterface.
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Stan Smith : [to Steve after he gets breasts from the steroids] Let's not panic. The CIA scientist gets back from vacation in a few days, so until I get the antidote, we have to keep your magnificient ta-tas underwraps.
Steve Smith : What am I supposed to do now?
Stan Smith : Strap 'em down with these Ace bandages. It's what Hilary Swank used to hide her breasts in "Boys Don't Cry." You know, that movie where she got what she deserved.
[Steve gasps]
Stan Smith : An Oscar! And brutally sodomized...
Steve Smith : Dad!
Stan Smith : In a review by Derek Simms of the Detroit Free Press. Steve, is this really the time for showbiz trivia? You've got breasts!