The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise (1963)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : [after kissing Rob] Darling, are you all right?
Rob Petrie : Yeah, I'm just fine. Why do you ask?
Laura Petrie : Well, I know it sounds kind of silly, but, uh... your lips were very cold.
Rob Petrie : [after nervously feeling his own lips] My lips are regular lip temperature. It may be your lips are running a fever.
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[Rob confesses he figured out Laura's plan for a surprise party]
Laura Petrie : You only knew what I wanted you to know.
Rob Petrie : And how's that?
Laura Petrie : Well, I let you know I was planning a surprise birthday party, and my idea was to make it look like no one could come, and then we'd go to a restaurant and have dinner.
Rob Petrie : That's right, and everybody would come to the restaurant... to the dinner party and yell surprise. Honey, I hate to tell you but I knew that was your plan all along.
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Sally Rogers : Rob, if she were planning a surprise party, she certainly wouldn't let you hear her inviting everybody.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, and she wouldn't have you invitin' Mel.
Rob Petrie : No, that's just exactly what she WOULD do. You see, what she's doing, in chess, is called the double-reverse half-truth check-your-mate gamble. I'm gonna play right along with her and let her check her mate, that's all.
Sally Rogers : Well, you may be right, Sebastian, but I think she's employing the old I-planned-to-give-him-a-surprise-party-but-the-rat-found-out-about-it-so-I-changed-my-plans bit.
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, I don't know which one of you guys is right, but there's a free meal in there some place and I'M GOIN'.
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Rob Petrie : Honey, have I got another birthday coming up here again?
Laura Petrie : Why yes. Yes you do, come to think of it.
Rob Petrie : What day is it?
Laura Petrie : Gee darling, I'm really not sure.
Ritchie Petrie : You have a red circle around Saturday on the calendar and it says Rob's birthday. Is that what it is?
