The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

All About Eavesdropping (1963)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Millie Helper : Whadda you think could be keeping Rob and Laura?

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, maybe they had a fist fight.

  Sally Rogers : A fist fight? Rob and Laura?

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah.

  Sally Rogers : Worst thing they ever do is kiss hard.

• Buddy Sorrell : Hey, play The Minute Waltz.

  Sally Rogers : I only know half of it.

  Buddy Sorrell : Play it twice.

• Sally Rogers : Gee, what a beautiful ashtray!

  Buddy Sorrell : Gorgeous, gorgeous!

  Sally Rogers : Yes.

  Laura Petrie : We gave them that ashtray. We gave them this lamp, too.

  Rob Petrie : No special reason, just in friendship.

  Laura Petrie : That's right.

  Sally Rogers : [long, uncomfortable pause]  BOY, this is a beautiful ashtray!

• Buddy Sorrell : I know what's bothering them.

  Sally Rogers , Jerry Helper : What?

  Buddy Sorrell : They need on-the-spot relief from acid indigestion.