The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
All About Eavesdropping (1963)
Jerry Paris: Jerry Helper
Quotes
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[in a game of Charades, Jerry and Rob try to guess a song title, responding to Laura's violent pantomimes]
Jerry Helper : The whole thing? Okay. Uh, march!
Rob Petrie : Yeah. Walk. Stomp! Stomp all over people! Walk all over people! Goose step! Treachery. Treachery. Two-faced. Two-faced. Stab! Stab in the back, stab in the back!
[Laura points to Millie and Jerry]
Jerry Helper : Uh... Uh, point! Point! Finger! Finger!
Rob Petrie : Accuse, indict, uh, malicious accusory.
[Laura grabs Millie and Jerry's faces]
Rob Petrie : Two-faced, that's right. Pearl Harbor! I GOT IT!
Jerry Helper : What is it?
Rob Petrie : "On the Street Where You Live!"
Laura Petrie : Right!
Jerry Helper : [snatching up the paper with the answer] Hey, that IS right!
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Jerry Helper : Hey, Rob, let's play "Who Am I", huh? Who am I?
Rob Petrie : We gave you that vase, too.
Jerry Helper : I know, I know, thanks. Who am I?
Rob Petrie : [muttering] You're not Eleanor Roosevelt, I'll tell you that for sure.
Jerry Helper : Come on. Who am I? Let's play. What do you say, Rob?
Millie Helper : [long, uncomfortable pause] Let's play charades!
Jerry Helper : Charades! Everybody loves charades! Hey, I got it. Laura, Rob and I, we'll be on one team, and Millie, Sally and Buddy, you're on the other.
Millie Helper : Charades all right, Rob? Laura?
Laura Petrie : It's your house.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : You didn't give them the house?
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Jerry Helper : Well, let's face it, Honey, Rob is no Albert Schweitzer either.
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Buddy Sorrell : I know what's bothering them.
Sally Rogers , Jerry Helper : What?
Buddy Sorrell : They need on-the-spot relief from acid indigestion.
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Jerry Helper : Do, uh... do you say nasty things about us?
Rob Petrie : Well, let me, uh, put it this way, Jerry - we say less nasty things about you than we do about any of our other neighbors.