Soap (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (1977)

Arthur Peterson: The Major

Quotes 

• The Major : If my gun hadn't jammed, I'd have got him this time. Damned German patrol parties!

  Jessica Tate : There isn't a patrol party, Dad. It's our neighbor, Mr. Kirby.

  The Major : You expect me to believe our neighbor is a Nazi?

  Jessica Tate : Of course he's not a Nazi! He just drives a Mercedes.

  The Major : [to Chester]  Colonel, who is this woman?