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Quotes
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Burt Wonderstone : Are you a lesbian, Nicole?
Jane : Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?
Burt Wonderstone : Oh, no, I have slept with plenty of lesbians.
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Burt Wonderstone : What the hell is a webisode?
Rick the Implausible : Are you being serious? What's a webisode? It's... it's a show that you do on the internet, just like being on TV or having a movie except you don't go... through... you know all the hassle of... people seeing it.
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Burt Wonderstone : [dismissive of Gray's "magic" act] Let me tell you about Steve Gray. All that guy does is mumble and cut himself. Anybody can do that. My niece does that.
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Burt Wonderstone : Do you think this batch is ready?
Anton Marvelton : I don't know. Check it.
[Burt takes the lid off the pot and they immediately fall to the floor; after a few moments they stand up and approach the pot]
Burt Wonderstone : Do you think this batch is ready?
Anton Marvelton : I don't know. Check it.
[Burt takes the lid off the pot and they immediately fall to the floor again]
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Burt Wonderstone : [Wonderstone confronts Gray in a bar] Mr. Gray. What you do is not magic. It is monkey porn.
Steve Gray : I understand. It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.
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Burt Wonderstone : [landing on Anton after falling out of the Hot Box] Ow, your face caught me right in the knee.
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Doug Munny : [asking Burt and Anton to update their act] You've been doing the same shit since I hired you. You even come on stage to that same god damn song.
Burt Wonderstone : It's called "Abracadabra", and it is considered a modern classic.
Doug Munny : It's shit.
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Burt Wonderstone : Anton, what could possibly go wrong?
Anton Marvelton : Somebody could die, we can go to prison.
Burt Wonderstone : See? When you say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad.
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Burt Wonderstone : [to a magician's assistant he has just fired] Go get a job at Cirque de So-Lame.
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[after splitting with Anton, Burt tries to do their act by himself]
Doug Munny : That was shit! That was shit! That was shit!
Burt Wonderstone : I thought it went pretty damn well.
Doug Munny : It was a train wreck!
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Burt Wonderstone : [for a trick, Steve Gray put a puppy in Burt's pants] He put a dog in my pants, Jane.
Jane : I know.
Burt Wonderstone : No one's ever done that to me before.
Jane : I... hope not.
Burt Wonderstone : He was teething!
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Burt Wonderstone : Now this is a classic.
Steve Gray : Meaning: it's been done.
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Burt Wonderstone : Can I ask you something?
Rance Holloway : If you feel you should.
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[shooting his cable series, Steve Gray has taunted an audience member into punching him in the face]
Anton Marvelton : Jesus. Was that guy a plant?
Burt Wonderstone : That looked like a real punch.
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Burt Wonderstone : The life of a child magician.
Jane : Yes. Try being a girl child magician. They called me Magic Bitch.