Happy Days (TV Series)

The Motorcycle (1975)

Don Most: Ralph Malph

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• Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : [Referring to Ralph's offer to sell his car to buy the new bike he's showing him]  Nah, you don't have to do that. I'll pay for the bike myself.

  Ralph Malph : [Excited]  What a pal! What a pal!

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : You're gonna work with me down at the garage until it's paid for, though.

  Ralph Malph : [Way less enthused]  What a pal. What a pal.

• Richie Cunningham : You ran over Fonzie's bike.

  Ralph Malph : I didn't see it! He never parks in the street, always in the driveway, never in the street. Why did he park it in the street?

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph, all that damage. How did you do all that?

  Ralph Malph : Well, after I ran over it the first time...

  Richie Cunningham : How many times did you run over it?

  Ralph Malph : It's hard to say. The whole night is a blur. You see, I ran over it and I panicked. Then I backed up over it. It got caught in my back wheels, and I just lost my head. I kept trying to get out of there. I was in fourth gear before I realized I wasn't moving. My wheels were spinning and spinning and grinding and grinding. It was awful, just awful! Motorcycle all over the place!

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph, there was an exhaust pipe in the mailbox. In the mailbox, Ralph. Now how do you account for that?

  Ralph Malph : I don't know. I thought maybe if I could just hide it...