- Gunge: How long do you think we've been with Marjory?
- Philo: Well, I don't know, Gunge, as long as I can remember.
- Gunge: Well, I thought it was since the day before yesterday.
- Philo: It's the same thing.
- Gunge: Well, that's what I thought. Yeah, so what do you say, today's the day?
- Philo: Sure, today's the day. What do you think, yesterday's the day?
- Gunge: No, but...
- Philo: [interrupting] Yesterday was the day yesterday.
- Gunge: Sure...
- Philo: And tomorrow will be the day tomorrow.
- Gunge: Right.
- Philo: But today, today's the day.
- [Gunge sighs deeply]
- Philo: Why do you ask?
- Gunge: Oh boy... is today the day we finally get out of here and go home?
- Philo: Oh yeah, you asked me that yesterday.
- Gunge: [getting angry] I've asked you that everyday we've been here!
- Philo: But Marjory always had things for us to do.
- Gunge: Well, maybe today she won't have anything for us to do and we can go home.
- Marjory the Trash Heap: [Marjory wakes up and yawns] Good morning, boys. Have I got a lot of things for you to do today.
- Wembley Fraggle: Gobo, Gobo, don't worry, it's only for one night.
- Gobo Fraggle: Uh, Wembley, your hair is in my face.
- Wembley Fraggle: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Uncle Travelling Matt: [narrating] It seems I had been kidnapped. And they took me to meet the biggest trash heap I had ever seen. But instead of wisdom, this trash heap has seagulls. Tell our Trash Heap that I frankly prefer wisdom.
- Marjory the Trash Heap: I never thought I'd be the one to say this but... the Trash Heap has spoken.
- [recedes into herself]