- Laverne DeFazio: Nice hump
- [referring to Squiggy being a hunchback in his Uncle Elliott's Wax Museum Chamber of Horrors]
- Laverne DeFazio: .
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Thank you.
- Laverne DeFazio: Is that for business or for pleasure.
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: It's kind of a little bit of both, see. See, my uncle Elliott says I could stay here for free as long as I stand like a dummy during the business hours.
- Laverne DeFazio: I won't say it; it's too easy.