- Peggy: Al just had it in his head that the cop was an impersonator. I'm sorry I put that in your head, Al.
- Al: Look at it, Steve, it's a virgin. There has never been a cigarette in that ash tray.
- [Peggy sticks her cigarette into the ash tray as she walks in]
- Marcy: This morning I brought it to Steve's attention that his fingernails were dirty. Do you know what he said? He said "That's not dirt, it's Mustang juice, Baby."
- Bud Bundy: [from upstairs] Kelly! Could you please bring me a tissue?
- Kelly Bundy: [yells:] Get one yourself, you little zit!
- Bud Bundy: Never mind! I found a whole bunch of them in your bra!
- [shakes it about for all to see]
- Kelly Bundy: [embarrassed in front of Marcy and Steve] Excuse me.
- [runs upstairs after the little miscreant]
- Steve: [to Marcy] You're still on the pill, aren't you?
- [she nods]